Thursday, March 25, 2010

blue skies with buffleheads

two teeny tiny birds on the river this morning, flickering in and out of the water. it took me a moment to figure out if they were birds or leaves but then i could see there was something swimming in between dives. first one would blink out of sight, then the other. marty got out the binocs and declared them buffleheads. audubon says they are small, chubby ducks also known as butterballs. chubby duck, chubby baby. i had two of the latter. julia was alternately called chairman mao and alfred hitchcock. sam resembled a basset hound with his many chins;, both of them clearly of the butterball variety.

if there were a field guide to babies the butterball could be identified by its fat dimpled knees yet possessing itsy bitsy toes, sporting hair similar to peach fuzz. the immature butterball is recognizable for its especially delicious kisses and thought to be utterly edible to its parents. butterballs frequently weigh 8 to 10 lbs. at birth and even adult members of this species retain their signature characteristics of optimism, affection and mischief. butterballs can be found in both rural and urban environments and are distinguished by their dolphin-like cooing and raucous belly laughs.

once sighted you definitely won't need binoculars to determine whether the human infant in question is a butterball.